How an insect ruined my morning

I just had a "WHAT THE FUCK" moment.

I was reading a book and just want to chill in this blissful morning when suddenly something flew into my room and landed on my pants which were on my bed.

I had a good look at it and WTF! It's a cockroach! Damn it!

My instinct told me to kill it and I threw my book on top of it. Stupid move.

It didn't kill it. DUH! It scared it! SHIT!

When I remove my book, it ran away and went to the bottom of my bed! WTH!

I removed my pillows, blanket, and mattress so that I can look for it but as you know cockroaches are like damn annoying! You just can't find them when you want to.

So I ended up cleaning the bottom of my bed and could I found my long lost ruler. Another thing to cross out from my to-buy list.

But I'm adding cockroaches must die poison or some high-tech devices to my to-buy list.

SHIT you cockroach! For spoiling my day and ruined my plans.

And mom, in my defense, it flew in out of nowhere. My room is not messy!